Elon Musk Discovers A Massive Social Security Fraud
Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is investigating potential fraud within the Social Security system after discovering startling data. The agency’s database reveals millions of individuals listed as being over 100 years old, with some records showing ages exceeding 360 years. The data shows 4.7 million people categorized as 100-109 years old, 3.6 million […]
Rabbis Rally Against Trump’s ‘Gaza Real Estate’ Vision: A Divine Intervention or Just Bad Business?
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, over 350 rabbis, along with a cadre of Jewish creatives and activists, have taken out a full-page ad in The New York Times to denounce President Donald Trump’s latest brainchild: the ‘Gaza Relocation Plan.’ The ad boldly proclaims, ‘Trump has called for the removal of […]
Trump Dials Up Putin: The Art of the Deal or Just Another Chat?
In a move that has left the political chattering class in a tizzy, President Donald Trump has confirmed that he has spoken with Russian President Vladimir Putin about ending the ongoing conflict in Ukraine. Yes, you heard that right. The man who once said he could negotiate peace in a day is now on the […]
Johnson’s Budget Ballet: Dancing Around Dollars While Democrats Dither
In the grand theater of Washington politics, House Speaker Mike Johnson has unveiled his latest performance: a budget blueprint promising spending cuts between $1.25 trillion and $1.5 trillion. It’s a bold move, especially when some conservatives were hoping for a $2.5 trillion slash-and-burn routine. But hey, in politics, as in theater, compromise is key, right? […]
Iranian President Questions U.S. Sincerity: Pot, Meet Kettle
In a development that could only be described as rich with irony, Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian has publicly questioned the sincerity of the United States’ readiness to engage in negotiations with Tehran. Speaking on the anniversary of the 1979 Islamic Revolution—a day traditionally marked by chants of ‘Death to America’—Pezeshkian mused aloud about America’s true […]
House GOP’s Budget Brouhaha: When Cutting Taxes Becomes Rocket Science
In the latest episode of ‘As the Capitol Turns,’ our intrepid House Republicans find themselves entangled in a budgetary soap opera that rivals any daytime TV drama. The plot? A valiant quest to extend President Trump’s 2017 tax cuts, a move that promises to shower the middle class with financial blessings. But, as with any […]
The US Dollar Dominates as Trump Takes a Victory Lap
It seems the U.S. dollar is on a world tour, and the euro is struggling to keep up. According to a recent Reuters poll, nearly one-third of currency strategists now expect the euro to fall to parity with the dollar or even below. That’s right, the once-mighty euro is now looking the greenback square in […]
Lara Trump Lands Fox News Gig: Nepotism or Natural Talent?
Say goodbye to the liberal media slant, at least for one show… Fox News has announced that Lara Trump, daughter-in-law of former President Donald Trump, will be gracing our screens with her very own weekend primetime show, ‘My View with Lara Trump.’ Set to premiere on February 22, the program will air Saturdays at 9 […]
Trump Sends Indian Nationals Packing Back to Punjab
In a plot twist that could rival any reality TV show, the first batch of over 100 Indian nationals deported from the United States has touched down in Amritsar, Punjab. This marks a significant chapter in President Trump’s immigration enforcement saga, with India stepping up to reclaim its citizens who attempted to bypass the legal […]
Netanyahu’s Washington Adventure: Seeking Trump’s Embrace Amid Global Drama
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has jetted off to Washington to be the first foreign leader to grace President Donald Trump’s second-term White House. It’s almost like a season premiere of a political reality show we’ve all seen before, but with higher stakes and more dramatic plot […]
Trump’s Newest Reality Show: ‘Sovereign Wealth Fund’—Now Starring TikTok!
In a move that could only be described as quintessentially Trumpian, President Donald Trump has signed an executive order to create the nation’s first sovereign wealth fund. Yes, you heard that right—a sovereign wealth fund, the kind typically established by countries with budget surpluses and abundant natural resources. But why let minor details like a […]
Suburbanites Beware: You’re Not Who Marketers Care About
Let’s talk about the curious case of modern advertising—a world where the people who craft our commercials seem to have developed a peculiar blind spot. According to a recent study by iHeartMedia and Pushkin Industries, nearly half of Americans feel neglected by advertisers. Now, who are these overlooked souls? Surprisingly, they’re not the cash-strapped or […]
California’s Triple Threat: When Wildfires, Wallets, and Woes Collide
Well, folks, it seems California is once again the land of unintended consequences. After the recent infernos that turned parts of Los Angeles into a scene from a disaster movie, the Golden State now faces a ‘triple threat’ that’s hitting homeowners right where it hurts: their wallets. Rising house prices, soaring interest rates, and skyrocketing […]
The Healthcare System’s New Housing Agenda: Will It Really Help the Poor, or Just Inflate the Bureaucracy?
In an unexpected twist, six hospitals and health systems have decided they’re not just going to treat patients—they’re going to house them too. That’s right, instead of focusing solely on medicine, these institutions are now touting their latest crusade: affordable housing. They say it’s all part of an effort to combat the social determinants of […]
Zeldin’s Senate Surge—A New GOP Star in the Making?
Lee Zeldin is on a roll, folks, and it’s looking like he might just be the Republican Party’s next big thing. The Senate has officially advanced his confirmation, which means he’s one step closer to joining the ranks of Washington’s elite. Now, you might be wondering, who is this guy, and why is he suddenly […]