Twitter King: Trump Goes on Epic Mocking Rant

Everyone who follows the Democrats this week had their eyes on the New Hampshire polls.  Everyone who follows President Trump followed him on Twitter.

No one can throw jabs better than the president on Twitter.  It was a free for all this week as the Democrats continue to be at each other’s throats.  Tuesday night and Wednesday morning, Trump was having a ball with playing commentary.

Two candidates dropped out of the race after suffering a massive defeat in New Hampshire.  Andrew Yang and the Colorado Senator Michael Bennet were the two who could not hang with the rest of the group.  Trump wrote on Twitter, “A lot of Democrat dropouts tonight, very low political I.Q.”

The president had something humorous to say about each of them but took his best shots at his favorite targets.  Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren came out in fourth place as she cried the warpath for Democrats to become united.

Trump’s favorite nickname for Warren is Pocahontas because she claims to be part Native American and a list of other ethnic backgrounds.  Trump tweeted, “Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, is having a really bad night. I think she is sending signals that she wants out. Calling for unity is her way of getting there, going home, and having a ‘nice cold beer’ with her husband!”

Businessman Tom Steyer jumped on the Democratic railway after spending millions of dollars to have a group of Liberals cry for the impeachment of Trump.  Over two-thirds of the votes came in, and the polls had Steyer in sixth place.

Trump was on a roll when he took to Twitter and attacked Steyer.  He wrote, “Impeachment King Steyer (how did that work out?) spent 200 Million Dollars and got less than 1% of the vote in Iowa, and only 3% of the Vote in New Hampshire. Could it be that something is just plain missing? Not easy to do what I did, is it?”

The former mayor of South Bend, Indiana, Pete Buttigieg, ended the Iowa caucus in first place after a controversial finish in the votes counted.  This time, he ended in second place, trailing the communist wannabe Bernie Sanders.

President Trump went after Buttigieg and Sanders in one tweet but followed up another one on Sanders a little later.  He tweeted, “Bootedgeedge (Buttigieg) is doing pretty well tonight.  Giving Crazy Bernie a run for his money. Very interesting!”

Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg was not on the ballot in New Hampshire, but did that stop the president from sharing the fun?  Oh no!  The president called Bloomberg a few hours before a “lightweight.”  Trump tweeted in light of Bloomberg being short and requesting a box for him to stand on, “A very bad night for Mini Mike!”

Bloomberg is another candidate who Trump criticized for buying his way into the nomination.  Bloomberg’s game plan was to spend millions of dollars to go head to head with Trump in the 2020 election.  He placed in at only one percent of the vote in Iowa, being almost last.

When asked by reporters who the president would rather face between Bloomberg and Sanders, Trump said Sanders.  He elaborated, “Sanders has real followers.  Whether you like him or not, whether you agree with him or not, I happen to think it’s terrible what he says, he has followers. Bloomberg is just buying his way in.”

Sanders came in at first place in the New Hampshire primaries, and it has the moderate Democrats on edge.  It gave the momentum Sanders needed to push harder to win the nomination.  The chances are high, the Democrats will find a way to cheat Sanders out of the nomination since he is not well-liked among his colleagues.

One person Trump didn’t strike too hard was former Vice President Joe Biden, who is an embarrassment to the party and to the country.  Biden suffered a significant loss in the New Hampshire Primary, and the way it seems, he may be the next one to drop out.  He is running low on funds, and his support is failing him.

Last week, Biden had his wife campaign for him, and they didn’t have but ten people in attendance.  The rally wasn’t held in a stadium but in someone’s home.  What an embarrassment!  One can say, maybe Trump felt bad for him and left him alone.  After all, when Attorney General William Barr gets a hold of Biden, it’s completely over.